The Cincinatti Bengals look to take a step in a new direction after an abysmal 2011 season. Coach SiiLv3Rx has already announced the first string of cuts for the offseason, along with making a blockbuster trade to long time friend and new coach of the Minnesota Vikings, T r ii P z X. The trade moves two top athletes in the league to the Vikings roster for a compensation of draft picks.
Bengals Trade:
CB Leon Hall
LB Rey Maualuga
for
Vikings Trade:
1st Round Draft Pick
2nd Round Draft Pick
Hall and Maualuga are terrific young athletes, coach SiiLv3Rx said in a later press conference, they just didn't fit the scheme we will be trying to incorporate here in Cincinatti.
Bengals Cut: WR Jerome Simpson FB Fui Vakapuna LE Robert Geathers RE Frostee Rucker DT Tank Johnson MLB Daniel Hertz QB Tony Pike ROLB Brandon Johnson
(Note: I realize that we started the offseason sometime within the last two days. I hope I don't take a penalty on cutting some of these guys. I had my wisdom teeth removed two days ago so I have really been out of it recently.)